National SHELLFISH Society|11oz Soy Wax CLR-Glass Jar Ocean Scented Candle|SABS™
Light it up. Let the pettiness drift. Shellfish season has officially begun.
Ocean-Inspired Scents. Funny Shark Week, Sharkfest, Shark Nato Gift, Sarcastic Home Decor, Gag Gift for Men, Coastal Candle, Snarky Aromatherapy
The National Shellfish Society™ 11oz Scented Candle is for the emotionally unavailable, the deliciously defensive, and everyone who blames the tides for their trust issues. Crafted with clean-burning soy wax, a double-wick design, and wrapped in premium sarcasm, this candle delivers 65 hours of salty truth and ocean-inspired scent therapy.
Whether you’re blaming your ex, setting boundaries, or burning bridges in style, this candle isn’t just a vibe—it’s a subtly scented red flag in a glass jar.
🕯️ Scent Options:
🌿 Minted Lavender & Sage – Sea salt, green apple, lavender, mint & driftwood
🍃 White Tea & Fig – Juicy citrus, tea leaves, floral greens & sweet fig
🌊 Ocean Mist & Moss – Waves, lilies, tea-like coral, soft musk & sea moss✨ Product Features:
• 100% Food-Grade Soy Wax (clean-burning + eco-friendly)
• Long-lasting – ~65 hours burn time
• Two cotton-core wicks for even scent throw
• Premium 360° wraparound glass print
• Hand-assembled in the USA (with globally sourced parts)
• Phthalate-free & Lead-free
• Ships gift-ready – sarcasm included🎯 Perfect For:
• Shark lovers & Shark Week fans Snarky aromatherapy & self-care
• JAWS, Sharknado, or shark-fest moods
• Funny Shark Week gifts
• Coastal candles with an attitude
• Gag gifts for your most defensive friend
• Snarky aromatherapy moments
• Passive-aggressive coworkers
• Self-care that screams “I’m fine.”🦈 Smells like deflection, burns like truth.
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| One size | |
|---|---|
| Height, in | 4.25 |
| Diameter, in | 3.25 |
