National SHELLFISH Society | 11oz Soy Wood Wick Candle Frosted Glass Jar| SABS™

It’s not us. It’s absolutely you.
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The National SHELLFISH Society™ Scented Candle is the ultimate passive-aggressive home accessory for people who like their candles like their relationships: slow-burning, beautiful, and slightly petty.
Made with clean-burning coconut soy wax and poured into a frosted glass vessel with a raw maple lid, this 11oz candle adds serious aesthetic to your sarcasm. The wooden wick creates a soothing crackle as it burns—perfect for winding down while emotionally shutting down.
✨ Candle Features:
• Frosted glass jar with raw maple lid
• 11oz size vessel | 9oz wax fill
• Unique wooden wick with gentle ambient crackling
• Natural off-white wax – no dyes
• 50-hour average burn time
• Hand-poured in the USA
• 9 custom scents for every emotional blockage
🎁 Perfect for:
• Gag gifts for anyone emotionally unavailable but scent-aware
• Funny coastal home decor lovers
• Passive-aggressive birthday gifts
• Shark Week Fans with a salty twist
• Snarky self-care & sarcastic aromatherapy
🐚 Smells like boundaries. Burns like truth.
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11oz




Diameter, in
2.93


Height (with lid), in
3.75


Circumference, in
9.20